SPAZZSTICK dot com

SPAZZSTICK dot com

  • PO Box 77
  • Kaktovik, Alaska
  • 99747-0077

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Description

We have found that trolls are sanitary, dependable, hard-working people who have thus far been able to produce nothing but the highest quality, caffeinated lip balms that the world has ever seen. Since the inception, our goal has been to help to provide you with prevention and healing chapped, sunburned, windburned, and generally unhappy lips. Our customers come from all walks of life, including underground volcano lairs. (Well, actually they are the families of our worker trolls who recieve Spazzstick as a form of compensation, but still..).

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