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Advertising: Q: What happened to all my stuff? A: Season 3 has begun! You can use your old login name, but you will have to register a new cock. Be quick! If someone takes your name, there's nothing we can do about it. Also, remember to login before you register if you want to use the same login name. Q: Can I still access my old account? A: No you can't. This is a brand new game and season and we're all starting over. Q: Can I see the standings for the end of Season 2? A: You will soon. I'm working on creating the page. A snapshot of the data has been saved so the glory of everyone's achievements will be preserved and displayed in due time. Q: What changed in Season 3? Q: How do I play? - Feed your cock. Feed it corn, it will increase in size. COCKS SHRINK AT 0.1% AN HOUR! Make sure to keep your cock large and healthy! At the lowest weight class (Strawweight) you grow at a rate of 1 pound per 2 corn. This ramps up according to the following table (EXCEPT FOR HEAVYWEIGHTS! see release notes for heavy growth formula)

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